Unabridged. 4 tapes, 6 hours. Read by Tim Curry.

 

"You are presumably looking at the back of this audiobook, or the end of the end. The end of the end is the best place to begin the end, because if you listen to the end from the beginning of the beginning of the end to the end of the end of the end, you will arrive at the end of the end of your rope. This audiobook is the last in A Series of Unfortunate Events, and even if you braved the previous twelve volumes, you probably can't stand such unpleasantries as a fearsome storm, a supicious beverage, a herd of wild sheep, an enormous bird cage, and a truly haunting secret about the Baudelaire parents."

 

"It has been my solemn occupation to complete this history of the Baudelairr orphans, and at last I am finished. You likely have some other occupation, so if I were you I would drop this audio book at once, so the end does not finish you."

 

With all due respect.

 

Lemony Snicket"